Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Randomize
