Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
you inspire me to be a worse person
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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