I'm going to rape someone's good day.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
