There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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