Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
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