I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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