STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Found the puke drawer
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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