Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
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