He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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