The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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