So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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