never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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