There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
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