Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Holy sore nipples Batman
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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