What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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