still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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