im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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