We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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