they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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