their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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