Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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