Dude my mom stole all your condoms
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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