How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
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