Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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