Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
she looked like the before picture.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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