like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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