I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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