he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
He better not be in your backpack
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
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