And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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