this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
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