cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
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