The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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