Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Do vagina's smell?
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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