Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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