New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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