Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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