he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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