Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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