she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
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