i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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