I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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