would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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