Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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