Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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