If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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