GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
