I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
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