I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
All the doctor said was why
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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