I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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