Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
