ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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