so let's talk penis.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
