So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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