Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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