I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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